Someone I’m acquainted with suggested this morning that perhaps there should be a BZFlag Anonymous support group.
I thought it might sound a little like this:
Hi, My name is Bob. But not really. Anyway, I have spent up to 7 hours a day playing bzflag and as many thinking up new signatures to send to this list. I’m getting fat too, and it has nothing to do with my steady diet of doughnuts, Big Mac™ sandwiches and straight high fructose corn syrup (mmm, tasty). When I’m not playing I am sleeping, and while I sleep I dream of exploding tanks and megalasers, guided missiles that never miss, and tanks that can be seen neither out the window nor on radar and who shoot invisible bullets the radius of a small house.But I can quit anytime I want to, really.!ERROR: signature `~/.random-signature’ not found: Broken peepzNOTICE: Big Mac is a trademark of McDonald’s Corporation. The author is not affiliated with McDonald’s Corporation, its subsidiaries, contractors, or other related organizations except as a consumer of tasty deep fried confections, and this message does not represent the views or opinions of McDonald’s Corporation.
… or something, anyway.