I’m not going to be popular for saying this, but… while Linux-based systems are arguably more stable than Windows, I’m still not impressed, given my experience as of late.

Me: Server is bouncier than ever.

Friend:Yeah. we should upgrade to Linux. 🙂

Me: Oh, that would help.

“Doctor, when I walk, my feet hurt.”
“Your feet?”
“Yes, my feet hurt, even if i’m taking it easy.”
“Why would you want to walk on your feet?! You should either walk on your hands, or if you must, only walk on your feet for 3 minutes every hour.”

That about sums up my feelings about Linux.

Friend: Well, it would at least give us justification to complain.

Amen to that, brother. A-men.