{"id":97,"date":"2004-02-08T21:43:34","date_gmt":"2004-02-09T02:43:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.clank.org\/blog\/?p=97"},"modified":"2004-02-08T21:43:34","modified_gmt":"2004-02-09T02:43:34","slug":"newmans-own-pineapple-salsa-rocks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.clank.org\/blog\/2004\/02\/08\/newmans-own-pineapple-salsa-rocks\/","title":{"rendered":"Newman&#8217;s Own Pineapple Salsa Rocks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sweeeeeeeet.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nI am not affiliated with Paul Newman, Newman&#8217;s Own brand, or any other salsa for that matter. And while I&#8217;m generally not picky about my salsa &#8211;&#160;I&#8217;ll eat Pace, Taco Bell, Frito Lay Tostitos, or just about anything else &#8211;&#160;I have to say that it&#8217;s easy to down a half a jar or more of Newman&#8217;s Own Pineapple stuff.<\/p>\n<p>Just a Random Thought.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sweeeeeeeet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-97","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random-thoughts"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p706FA-1z","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clank.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clank.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clank.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clank.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clank.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=97"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.clank.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clank.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=97"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clank.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=97"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clank.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=97"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}