{"id":95,"date":"2005-05-06T00:26:41","date_gmt":"2005-05-06T05:26:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.clank.org\/blog\/?p=95"},"modified":"2005-05-06T00:26:41","modified_gmt":"2005-05-06T05:26:41","slug":"he-are-a-college-gradutate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.clank.org\/blog\/2005\/05\/06\/he-are-a-college-gradutate\/","title":{"rendered":"He are a college gradutate"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You&#8217;d think that someone would check television ads before they make it to the airwaves.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nNot so, at least not for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.itt-tech.edu\/\">ITT Technical Institutes<\/a>. I admit that I wasn&#8217;t listening to it at full volume, and I was just dying to take my eyes off of the tube for a few moments, but I swear, this is what I heard: &#8220;[ITT] allowed me to get to where I eventually want to go.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>If I heard that improperly and he said &#8220;eventually <em>wanted<\/em> to go&#8221; the sentence wouldn&#8217;t be quite so amusing. But either way, gee whiz, kids! Have you nobody that screens your graduates&#8217; testimonials before you can the advertisement for distribution? Yes, I admit that own grammar is downright atrocious sometimes. And, further, I admit that I bend grammar to my own purposes to create a certain feel on regular occasions. News flash: <strong>I&#8217;m not selling anything here<\/strong> &#8211; and I&#8217;m especially not selling an educational institution&#8217;s training prowess!<\/p>\n<p>Weirdos.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You&#8217;d think that someone would check television ads before they make it to the airwaves.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-95","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random-thoughts"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p706FA-1x","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clank.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clank.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clank.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clank.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clank.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=95"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.clank.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clank.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=95"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clank.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=95"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clank.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=95"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}