{"id":93,"date":"2004-03-23T01:11:44","date_gmt":"2004-03-23T06:11:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.clank.org\/blog\/?p=93"},"modified":"2004-03-23T01:11:44","modified_gmt":"2004-03-23T06:11:44","slug":"have-you-ever-wondered-why-sheep","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.clank.org\/blog\/2004\/03\/23\/have-you-ever-wondered-why-sheep\/","title":{"rendered":"Have you ever wondered “why sheep?”"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m sure there’s some really interesting culturally significant story that relates sheep to sleeping, or the lack and subsequent pursuit thereof. Maybe that’s something y’all can ask Google<\/a>. Drop me a line if you find out. I just think it’s strange.
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\nI wonder how many people see the same Live Links commercials on television. I saw them in Raleigh when I was there. They were waiting for me to call when I went there, too. Wait, you don’t suppose they’re following me around, do you? I’ll look for proof when I visit Boulder.<\/p>\n

Do you know where the name “M&M’s<\/a>” came from? And why aren’t there more orange ones? Isn’t orange the coolest? What rhymes with “orange” anyway? Do you ever have battles between the different colors of M&M’s to see if the weak Orange, Green, and Blue armies can band together to defeat the Evil Brown Empire? (Especially since the Browns lost their close ally, the Tans.) I<\/em> don’t. You’re weird<\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’m sure there’s some really interesting culturally significant story that relates sheep to sleeping, or the lack and subsequent pursuit thereof. Maybe that’s something y’all can ask Google. Drop me a line if you find out. I just think it’s strange.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-93","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random-thoughts"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p706FA-1v","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clank.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clank.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clank.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clank.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clank.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=93"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.clank.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clank.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=93"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clank.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=93"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clank.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=93"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}