{"id":44,"date":"2004-07-19T21:18:46","date_gmt":"2004-07-20T02:18:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.clank.org\/blog\/?p=44"},"modified":"2004-07-19T21:18:46","modified_gmt":"2004-07-20T02:18:46","slug":"dr-dad-to-the-rescue","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.clank.org\/blog\/2004\/07\/19\/dr-dad-to-the-rescue\/","title":{"rendered":"Dr. Dad to the Rescue"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Things looked pretty dire, but our patient will pull through nicely.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nFor the second time in a week, I&#8217;ve been taking care of a poor little thing that wasn&#8217;t feeling well. When I brought it home it was decidedly unhealthy and needed some TLC. Below on the right, I&#8217;ve got a picture of the girls with our latest patient.<\/p>\n<p>And then it was off to the emergency operating room.<\/p>\n<table width=\"100%\" border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<tbody align=\"center\">\n<tr>\n<td scope=\"row\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.clank.org\/blog\/archive\/DSC01882.jpg?resize=120%2C160\" height=\"160\" width=\"120\" hspace=\"10\" vspace=\"6\" alt=\"girls with patient\" border=\"0\" \/><\/td>\n<td><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.clank.org\/blog\/archive\/DSC01884.jpg?resize=160%2C119\" height=\"119\" width=\"160\" alt=\"\" \/><\/td>\n<td><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.clank.org\/blog\/archive\/DSC01885.jpg?resize=119%2C160\" height=\"160\" width=\"119\" alt=\"\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td scope=\"row\">&#8220;Oh, you poor thing!&#8221;<\/td>\n<td>Prepped for surgery<\/td>\n<td>Road to recovery<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>As you can see, Mercedes and Regan were terribly concerned about this defenseless little creature. No worries, though. I&#8217;m a professional and I expertly patched up our patient. The final touches involved doing a firmware upgrade. She was awake and purring like a kitten in recovery a few hours later. I&#8217;m keeping the patient for observation, but the prognosis looks great!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Things looked pretty dire, but our patient will pull through nicely.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-44","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geekstuff"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p706FA-I","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clank.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clank.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clank.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clank.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clank.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=44"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.clank.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clank.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=44"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clank.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=44"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clank.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=44"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}