{"id":198,"date":"2007-04-05T02:19:37","date_gmt":"2007-04-05T07:19:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.clank.org\/blog\/2007\/04\/05\/computers-suck-redux\/"},"modified":"2007-09-29T21:39:40","modified_gmt":"2007-09-30T02:39:40","slug":"computers-suck-redux","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.clank.org\/blog\/2007\/04\/05\/computers-suck-redux\/","title":{"rendered":"Computers suck, redux"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This poem was written on May 11, 2006. Sadly, i haven&#8217;t actually been able to share any of the new music that floats around in my head since&#8230; but i was recently inspired by someone, and have taken the keyboard out again. (You know who you are&#8230; thank you again!)<\/p>\n<p>Anyway&#8230; original post follows. I&#8217;m preserving it from oblivion, because it reminds me of who I was on that date. Today looks a little brighter, by comparison.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Computers suck.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>You know, like a vacuum. Which is where I feel like I&#8217;ve been, in a vacuum.\t<\/p>\n<p>Splat.<\/p>\n<p>This is the sound<br \/>\nof my head hitting<br \/>\nthe wall.<\/p>\n<p>Again.<\/p>\n<p>And again.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230; and again.<\/p>\n<p>Fifteen days ago I tried to upgrade<br \/>\none of my computers.<br \/>\nIt died.<br \/>\nI was sad.<\/p>\n<p>I spent every<br \/>\nSPARE MOMENT<br \/>\nresurrecting the stupid thing.<\/p>\n<p>When it lived again,<br \/>\nI cried with joy.<\/p>\n<p>And then, another computer<br \/>\ndecided that THIS TOO<br \/>\nwas the time to get cranky.<br \/>\nOh no, it didn&#8217;t crash.<br \/>\nIt just decided to make life<br \/>\nfun<br \/>\nfor Michelle.<\/p>\n<p>Not me.<\/p>\n<p>Her.<\/p>\n<p>ARGH.<\/p>\n<p>Spent money getting a happy,<br \/>\nbig, new, fast, quiet disk.<br \/>\nSpent a day getting it into one computer,<br \/>\nwhose drive I stole for the cranky one.<br \/>\nSpent a day getting the cranky one installed<br \/>\nand another day getting things back to<br \/>\nHow They Should Be.<\/p>\n<p>And then, the first computer&#8230;<br \/>\nyes, the one mentioned at the beginning&#8230;<br \/>\ncrashed.<\/p>\n<p>Splat.<\/p>\n<p>There I go again.<\/p>\n<p>I stayed up all night<br \/>\nand got a few hours of sleep<br \/>\nand worked on it all day.<\/p>\n<p>And it LIVES!<\/p>\n<p>And I can go on with my life.<\/p>\n<p>And extract these things from my head<br \/>\nand share them, again.<\/p>\n<p>and this makes me<\/p>\n<p>Happy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This poem was written on May 11, 2006. Sadly, i haven&#8217;t actually been able to share any of the new music that floats around in my head since&#8230; but i was recently inspired by someone, and have taken the keyboard out again. (You know who you are&#8230; thank you again!) Anyway&#8230; original post follows. I&#8217;m [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-198","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geekstuff","category-life-as-we-know-it"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p706FA-3c","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clank.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/198","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clank.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clank.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clank.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clank.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=198"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.clank.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/198\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clank.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=198"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clank.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=198"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clank.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=198"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}